What are some of the weird, silly, or cute things you did as a kid?

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Title says it all. Share your goofy childhood habits or stories!

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I forgot to add mine, so here goes:
-I used to ask for autographs whenever I saw cops.
-I was CONVINCED that I had magical powers. I would spend hours trying to release my magic abilities on cups of water, plants, etc. I was sorely disappointed.
-I kissed a boy when I was 7, and freaked out for months because I thought I was pregnant.
-I used to make "earth burritos" out of leaves, dirt, and tiny rocks. I thought I could fool people into thinking they were real burritos and eat them.
-I got REALLY angry at a girl my mom was babysitting, so I pooped in the backyard and tried to blame it on her. It didn't work, and to this day, I can't believe I was such a little shit.

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I used to eat ChapStick. Not put it on my lips and lick it off but munch down on it like it was food. And if it wasn't flavored, I wasn't interested. Also my mom said I was embarrassing as a toddler at restaurants. I would cry and reach for the bread baskets as the waiters walked by and put them on other people's tables. One lady had to offer me a bread stick because I was crying so much. 😂

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•I used to have an imaginary friend named "boy". I would pretend he was a stick, and his parents were the fridge and stove..

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When I was like 3 I think I was in the bathtub and I had one of those little dump truck toys with me and I stood up, pooped in it then set it outside of the bath and continued on playing in the water 😂😂😂

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Ate a mud pie.  Thinking it was real pie 😂😂

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Talked to flowers and frogs.

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I had an imaginary doll (creepy i know) well i 'left' her in the train station and made my dad take me back 2 hour train ride to go get her! And he did... 😂😂

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I would hide to poop when I was in diapers. Nobody's was allowed to watch.

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When I was still in diapers I would hid under the restaurants booths when my family was out to eat and poop lol. I also used to beg to drink and steal coffee creamers...still love them haha

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- "Ran" away from home on my tricycle (I was like 3-4). My grandpa was watching me on the lawn and he took his eyes off me for 2 seconds and apparently I rode away from home. They found me like 4 blocks away just happily riding my bike. 
- My mom told me when my sister was born I bit her toe so hard (out of jealousy), she cried for hours poor girl haha 
- I used to hide behind the TV and drink out of my bottle when I was like 5-6 years old because I wasn't allowed to drink out of it at that point but clearly I wasn't ready to let go haha

What are some of the weird, silly, or cute things you did as a kid?

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