You know you're pregnant when

BeautyMommy • I love my family

You're toe n fingernails grow into excalibur swords, you just cut them last night!

The hair on your stomach is similar to a fur coat, and your toe n nipple hair is now long enough to braid.

You can't see it anymore, but you KNOW chubacca is living in your pants.

You get up to pee 77 times a night, puke 89 times a day, and eat 245 times a day.

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