Google should be disabled...

Google should be disabled while tcc. AF should be here tomorrow or Friday. 12 dpo.  I'm getting bfn on each test I've taken and I've started to get AF like cramps the last few days (which is unlike me). I decided to check my cervix tonight and it's really high and softer than I've ever felt it. Curious... I google it. And what does it say.. that consistent with early pregnancy! Not only that, I never have tender boobs or sensitive nipples. In fact I usually can't feel my nipples. I have both. But the most strange sign is the constipation... I usually have the opposite 90% of the week. Thanks google for getting my hopes up again... any one else do this to themselves?! Lol.