I'm laughing so hard. My husband just went to change our 4 week old son. As per usual the baby waited until the clean diaper was on to unleash hell. After he fired his 3rd round my husband thought it was safe as soon as he got the diaper off that tiny baby ass exploded like a bomb. He got about 3 feet of distance off the changing table. And gave my husband a shit shower. Hahahaha who knew a little guy could poop with such aggression. Bahahaha