No baby yet?

jolly

Not had the baby yet?

Any signs?

She must be too comfortable in there!

You look fed up!

Not long to wait now!

You not in labour yet?

Bet it'll be any day now!

No twinges?

Please everyone bore off with your stupid questions and obvious statements. . Soon as she's here you will know, leave.me.the.fuck.alone!!! Hahahaha totally having a fed up day. Amd just want to hibernate and not have to speak to anyone till baby is here ha