I'm laughing so hard I'm crying

My SO and I don't live together so we Skype to sleep and he's PASSED OUT. He's snoring so loud I can't even sleep so I'm laying here laughing because it sounds like someone is grabbing his cheeks and flapping them while he breathes 😂. He's also waking up randomly going "oooo I love you" then snoring again. Someone help 😂😂😂