Make Sure The Door Is Locked 🤦🏽‍♀️😂

So I spent the whole weekend at my Current Bf House & He Lives with his grandmother and her boyfriend. She said it was cool for me to stay ..so i did 🤷🏽‍♀️, thinking nothing of it. His gma knew he was a freak so, when the door was closed she left us alone. We didn't see each other a lot soo.. that whole weekend we fucked and smoked back to back. So one afternoon , i was eating ice on the bed and watching tv. Then he comes back to the room to " check " on me 😂😏. but when he walked in he cracked the door ( i like the door closed) but ..i didn't think we were doing anything so, i didn't yell at him🤷🏽‍♀️. And so quickly we start play fighting ps ( i only had underwear on and one of his t-shirts ). He Threw me like Superman to the top of the bed and said " you got ice huh ? imma make an ice box " ...i was confused so i just looked and nodded 🤷🏽‍♀️. Then next thing i know is i'm on the bed with a tshirt on top of my head with a piece of ice in my vagina😂😂. And then his gma juss buss through the door , Looks and turns around saying " glory be the gods, what are locks made for 😂. He don made the girl a human ice box 📦🌬" as she walks to the living room ✨. then comes back with 2cold water bottles and quotes " you gonn need this by the time he finishes " 😂 all i could do was laugh and laugh .. And the more i laughed the more the ice would leek out 😭. Then my dumbass boyfriend pushes in my stomach real hard and the ice flew out straight into his mouth lemme remind you he's like 2feet away 🤦🏽‍♀️. Then That night were all at the dinner table and i asked him to make me a cup of ice and she says " what you gonna do what that now ? " 😂😂😂 . i looked soooo confused, but i knew exactly what she was talking bout. i didn't spend the night again for like 3weeks trying to erase what happened 😏🤦🏽‍♀️.