CAN I USE MAYONNAISE INSTEAD OF ALOE?? HALP!!

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I usually keep aloe cold in the fridge incase I get a sunburn and unfortunately I tanned too long today and am seriously burnt. Out of aloe, can I use mayonnaise instead??????? 😦

UPDATE:
Out of mayo, used ranch.
10/10 would not recommend.

UPDATE #2:
I forgot to make my husband's lunch so I had to take some of the ranch off my body for his carrots.

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This is highly amusing😂

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Made my night with the update 2😂😂😂

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This 👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂

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Yes the fats in it are good for your skin, especially burnt skin. It just won't smell pleasant.

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Ewwww please don't 😂😂😷