What is your favorite nickname for Penis?

Question

I know there are so many other names for the penis (willy, dick, wee wee, etc) that I didnt want to make a poll with limited choices. 
My question is what is your favorite alternative name for Penis?
Is there a reason why? 
Is there an alternative name that just grosses you out? ( for me the name skin flute makes my skin crawl) 
And do you find yourself switching between names based off who you are interacting with ? For ex: explaining to kids vs teens or chatting with girlfriends etc. 
I know its random but it was on my mind today.

Answer

I don't use nicknames for sexual organs, and I'll tell you why: if you call it by its anatomical name, and suddenly your child starts calling it by a nickname, that's a clear sign that someone else is talking to your child about sexual organs. Child molesters rarely use anatomical names because it makes them uncomfortable, so they call them things like "cupcake" or "flower". I know it's a morbid reason, but I don't take it lightly at all. I've also spoken to his teachers and caretakers and explained that they are not to use any terminology but the correct terminology for that reason, and every one of them has agreed.

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I call my other halfs woody lol n he calls mine Margaret

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A Turtle 🐢

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With my SO I call it penis. With my little boy it's a pee pee.