Go you ever walk in on you cat masturbating?

Well just asking because my cat keeps jumping in my damn pillow. And sucking his own dick , YES sucking his own dick. Not licking MASTURBATING. I don't know what to do with him, and don't you dare say neuter him because he's gonna get neutered, but I live in a small town where there is no vet services, and no spay neuter trucks. So I have to drive 3 hours to a vet that will cbarge me 300 dollars. I'm waiting for the pet neuter van in May.

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