LOVE CONFESSIONS: All Worn Out

"My girlfriend had this sweatshirt, it was terrible. Just disgusting. Like covered in stains and holes and it smelled bad and it was seriously just the worst. One day I asked if I could borrow it, threw it away, and then told her I'd left it at the restaurant. SHE MADE ME GO BACK AND ASK FOR IT. She concluded someone must have stolen it (Why she thought anyone would want it I'll NEVER understand). I still haven't told her that I straight up threw it out."