Gyno Adventures!
So I settle in for my pelvic exam yesterday, my feet feeling quite awkward in the stirrups but I deal. My gyno has a plastic speculum in hand and warns me that she's going to insert it. It was uncomfortable as usual and dear lord she used a LOT of gel. A series of clicks and clacks ensue along with her adjusting the angle so she can see into "the deep." She then proclaims that she is having a hard time seeing my cervix because it's so high up. I am fairly uncomfortable at this point and just hoping that she finds my little ninja cervix so I can get on with my day.
Then THIS happened:
She says "Give me a moment, I am going to grab a different speculum" and turns away, releasing her grip from the current set of duck-lips wedged into my lady bits. I can feel it start to move, slowly pushing out. I start to make noises "uhhh oh the ..." SPLOOP CRACK TITTER TITTER
The speculum was now on the floor.
She turns around abruptly looks at me, the floor, and back at me. "Oh my gosh I am so sorry."
She picked it up and discarded it and got a new set of gloves. I was trying not to laugh but my face was red with embarrassment and I let out a slight giggle with an "It's ok."
She then put another speculum into the nether region and finished the exam. She finally found my cervix HOORAY!
What a weird moment in my life.
I am glad that is over. *phew*
Thought I would share this strange adventure. Anyone have interesting experiences at the gyno?
PS. How do they expect you to deal with the plethora of goob after the exam with that thin panty liner and 1-ply toilet paper? Good lawd!
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