Funny/awkward things that happened during sex?

  For me, it was while i was giving my husband a blowjob... he was about to cum, and sometimes gets carried away when he's right on the edge like that. I don't mind deepthroating, but I've told him not to grab my head and push it up and down (um because it chokes me and nearly makes me vomit? Hello, can't breathe down here!).! So anyway, he was about to cum and totally forgot me ever saying that. He grabs my hair and starts bobbing my head up and down hard and fast (like, penis rapidly being shoved down my esophagus fast). Being unable to speak (or breathe), I couldn't say stop and he ending up cumming while doing that. As soon as he came, he let go of my head and I major spray-spitted every bit of cum all over him and the entire bed!! It was an honest accident on my part...but it was so hilarious that we both couldn't stop laughing for the next hour😂