So I have literally been lactating for the past ten years or so. It's not a lot, but if I squeeze my nipples, it comes out (sometimes squirting, sometimes oozing). I've never been pregnant, so it can't be that. For a long time, I thought it was just a long-standing side effect of a medication I was taking, but I haven't been on that medication in years, and it's still happening. I recently read that when medications cause lactation, it generally stops after you stop the medication. So then I figured I must just have high prolactin levels... but I got my blood work results back today, and my prolactin level is perfectly normal... which begs the question: WHAT THE FUCK is going on with me?! Has this ever happened to anyone else???