Pregnant for eternity! not feel amazing and sexy at all!

I'm 28 weeks on Tuesday and it just feels like I've been pregnant forever! I think because I tested 5 days before my period was even due it's really dragged! I'm loving every milestone that's happened so far and so excited about starting our family after 9 years together but I'm so pleased that this is now the last stretch! Last xmas was is a blur as I felt so rubbish I couldn't enjoy it, same with my birthday and now the weather is gorgeous and I feel like a hippo as I've put on loads of weight, none of my clothes fit properly, I cry all the time at anything and everything and can't sneeze without peeing myself! Throw in the aches, pains, leaking breasts, constant toilet breaks, tiredness and extreme constant discharge! Most people I spoke to said how sexy and amazing they felt while pregnant and it was the best time ever and their confidence was through the roof! I am extremely jealous of these people! Just please time go fast and We can meet our boy!