He wants at least 200 people at our wedding. I want a courthouse with maybe 10.

He wants a traditional white wedding dress with a train and veil. Can I do this in pants?

He wants catering and a dj. Pizza at pizza hut sounds good.

He wants to be uncomfortable in a tux. I'd rip him out of a pair of sweat pants and have my way with him if I could.

He's making his mother wear a dress. His mother terrifies me, let the beast wear what pleases her!

He wants a reception hall that has room for dancing. Who's he trying to kid? I trip standing up from the couch.

He wants us to take dance classes..... see the above.

He wants 5 grooms men.... I don't even like 5 people total. Him... my bf... his sil.... nephew..... yeah that's it.

He wants to honeymoon in hawii.... Wisconsin dell's sounds pretty neat though....

That's the tip of the iceberg. Send help.