Awkward...

I am the great and power gag reflex, here to wreck oral since the dawn of man.

It was the most embarrassing thing ever and his "It's fine" can't change how embarrassing​ it was.

What could I possibly be talking about?

Well I'm talking about vomit. Luckily I'm a skilled vomiter and know when it's going to happen otherwise I would've vomited on his dick. So blessed that I didn't. He tells me it's fine and forget about it but I'm still so embarrassed.

Deep throating is a bad idea. Now ladies write that along the chalkboards 100 times. Still will probably end up doing it. So darn you with next to no gag reflex, you inhuman goddesses.

So embarrassed I went home and tried not to cry.

Can you relate? I hope you don't 😷