Ready to be offended? Get this, the word Vagina literally means sword sheath in Latin. How's the for reducing a woman? You are merely a sheath.

You would think that Penis would then translate to sword or scabbard to go along with vagina, but it doesn't. The person who decided this for us believed in equal opportunity insults. Quite hilariously, the translation of Penis from Latin to English means tail.

Females may just be a place to store a sword, but males are just animals with a tail.