what's the smartest dumb question you can think of?

Tyra • Fluent in profanity & sarcasm | Aggressively positive♥️
Here's some of mine:
• Who decided to put an "S" in the word lisp
• Why do we say we're "head over heels," isn't that the way we always are?
• Why do fat chance & slim chance mean the same thing?
• Why don't you ever see baby pigeons? 
• Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after lights?