The Truth of BBT

Alyssa
Really though 😂
I think I have to give up this "tool" to track my possible BFP each month. 
Anyone else try so hard to follow the morning BBT and everything just screws it up? 
For example, 
#1 My or my SO alarms going off in the early hours that scares the crap out of me, really gets my heart going for the "calm resting temperature" 😂
#2 Even if it's a weekend and you aren't jumping up at the sound of an alarm you still have to figure out how to slowlyyyy turn a certain way to reach your thermometer without convincing your body you're too woken up. 
Makes me feel like I am sneaking around my own body! 😂
#3 And EVEN if you successfully don't have any of those issues and you wake up with nearly the thermometer in hand. You pop that baby in your mouth and forget to hit the button and then your waiting, and waiting and waiting until you start drooling half asleep but then your brain starts to wake up because you know you haven't heard the beep and it's just taking entirely too long.😂
#4 The doorbell rings! Ugh, like can it wait...trying to take my temperature here! 😂
Just to name a few! 
BBT it's just not working out, it's not you...it's me! 😂