So I picked up a shift from a coworker and forgot that we closed earlier that night than the nights I usually work. Since I forgot this fact, I didn't mention to my SO I'd be home earlier than usual. I walk in my completely dark house and hear sex noises from the living room. When I close the door the house just becomes dead silent. I walk in to the living room and see my BF sitting on the couch... lights off, TV off but his cellphone on the coffee table. I'm just like "whatcha doing??" Trying to hide my smirk. He's like what umm nothing, what are you doing... it's so early. I just laughed and said you want me to leave and come back? Or.... he was so embarrassed! He was just like 'shut up! Get over here' lol. Then I was like wow, must be a crappy porn you don't even have a boner! Or did I scare it away? Hahaha. His caught face though! 😳 So funny, I find it adorable