help please

Due Wednesday and not showing symptoms of labor at all. Please help me get this baby out, I've tried everything. 
*Tried*
Bouncing on birthing ball
Walking
Nipple play
Pumping
Eating whole pineapple
Relaxing 
Keeping busy
Cleaning
Sex
Rough sex
Spicy food
Dancing
Foot rub
Back rub
Bumpy road
Squats
Put together an entire nursery
Put together crib
Organized and unpacked kitchen and bathroom
Evening primrose oil 
Red raspberry leaf capsules
Everything.