please help ....... she farts while sleeping
I saw this article... what r ur thoughts 
This post is 100% serious. I am seeing this girl. She is not my girlfriend, but she tends to sleep over at my house a couple times a week. When she goes to sleep I can hear her fart. It happens regularly and is worse in many ways than snoring. It doesn't smell, but it sometimes keeps me up at night. Last night, for instance, she went to bed before me and I decided to sleep on the couch. She woke up in the middle of the night and asked what the hell I was doing on the couch and I made up a lame excuse. So people, I need help. This is something that could end the relationship if not handled properly. 1) What should I tell her?2) Is there a remedy?3) Has anyone else had this problem?4) Why does God hate me?That last one is just a general question you may try to help me out with. OK, thanks for listening people.
This post is 100% serious. I am seeing this girl. She is not my girlfriend, but she tends to sleep over at my house a couple times a week. When she goes to sleep I can hear her fart. It happens regularly and is worse in many ways than snoring. It doesn't smell, but it sometimes keeps me up at night. Last night, for instance, she went to bed before me and I decided to sleep on the couch. She woke up in the middle of the night and asked what the hell I was doing on the couch and I made up a lame excuse. So people, I need help. This is something that could end the relationship if not handled properly. 1) What should I tell her?2) Is there a remedy?3) Has anyone else had this problem?4) Why does God hate me?That last one is just a general question you may try to help me out with. OK, thanks for listening people.
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