In honer of Mother's Day, what is the funniest threat your mother has ever said to you? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My mom always said, "I'm gonna whoop the breaks and the wheels off of you" or "I'm finna knock yo head between yo shoulder blades" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ What's yours?Β