I love my puppy, but she is such a damn cockblock...er, pussyblock. My girlfriend and I were about to have sex last night when puppy decides to cry hysterically in her crate. She all of a sudden hates her crate and won't fall asleep unless one of us lays down next to her. So, I put clothes back on, laid down next to the pup and fell asleep on the floor. By the time I got back to bed, my girlfriend was already asleep. WHY, PUPPY, WHY? So, shoutout to all the other moms on here with crying babies too ✌🏼