My boyfriend and I finally get a night alone together, but then his friend decides to come over and fall asleep on the damn couch! Bitch, I've been waiting to get laid in a house to ourselves. Now we can't do shit because he's here. Way to ruin my fucking night! He won't even wake up to move, the fuck. I don't want to hear your loud ass snoring or your loud ass coughing. Guess who's going to go to sleep bitter and probably not sleep! Fucking me. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡