men!!!! πŸ˜‘πŸ™„

CB
Him- "Im just going to have a couple of beers and I'll be home"Β 
Me - "fine, just don't be long and don't get drunk"
5hrs later still not home.. due date is tomorrow and who the fuck is going to drive me to the hospital if anything happens πŸ™„.. inconsiderate prick he is.Β 
End rant