I better be pregnant with all these symptoms!!!

I know its wayyyy early for symptoms but if im not pregnant i am having some wild pms???? Im prob just crazy!! 😂😂

So far....

1 dpo nothing, ovary pains on and off

2 DPO felt like getting uti, keep getting random pains in both ovaries and bloating, pains in both ovaries on and off

3 dpo Frequent urination and bloating/ full feeling Mild cramping..maybe getting a yeast infection

4 dpo full feeling/bloating still slight uti feeling with no pain mild possible yeast infection (very itchy but very little discharge?) tired didnt want to get up

5dpo pms symptoms? Feel like af is around the corner, slight cramping off and on, bloated full feeling, tender boobs off and on, extremely exhausted, hot

6dpo hot!!!! Exhausted, slightly queasy, still fat/bloated feeling, woke up in the middle of the night had sharp pain in the middle of my stomach shooting down to my cervix