Dumb things husbands/partners say

Me: OMG he was up scream-crying every 45 minutes last night, I don't know what the deal is! This is so frustrating!
Husband: well, maybe you just need to accept this as the new normal (after sleeping 8 peaceful hours last night).
Me: Ummmm NO. 😆
What are some of the dumb comments you've gotten?