Anyways, at lunch I'd stash my cookies in my bag. I had a little cookie pouch in there I fucking love cookies. 

We are sitting in class, and the school cop and drug dog comes in. The dog looks at me, walks up to me, sniffs my bag and barks at his owner. The cop walks near me with this 🤔😑 look on his face like "I bet you have weed u little shit" and I feel HORRIBLY GUILTY. I turned red, I didn't have weed or any drugs but I felt like I was in trouble. The whole class was looking at me, even the teacher like "oh shit" 

The cop bends down and opens my bag, then he tells his dog "look" and THE DOG PULLS OUT MY POUCH OF COOKIES AND EATS ALL OF THEM. LITERALLY RIPS OPEN THE POUCH AND IM LIKE "NOOOOO MY COOKIESSSSSS😭"  The cop looks like he's been let down and everyone in the class starts cracking the hell up like fml. I was bummed about my cookies. The cop took the cookie crumbs from his dogs mouth and said "what are you doing? You can't just eat peoples cookies. Drug dog, NOT cookie dog" 😂😂😂 He had just got this dog. He was barely a year old and still in training so have mercy on him. Edit: I am 21. This happened when I was 17 and a senior in highschool. You know, now that I look back I really should have just said I had cookies. But I still think my bag would have been searched and the cop was eyeballing me so hard I felt like I turned to stone.