When I was a little girl we were visiting my grandma in another state. I was sleeping in my mother's rot iron crib from when she was a baby. I woke in the night needing to pee. I was climbing out of the crib when I fell, straddling the railing. I went to my mom and told her "I think I broke my china" my mom sleepily asks "what?" I replied with "Nope, I checked, I just cracked it!"

My family has never let me live that down, of course I received this onesie at the baby shower... how fitting.