I'm seriously looking forward to the day when I can a) drink water without getting heartburn b) look at food on social media without getting heartburn c) lay down without getting heartburn d) not worry about what foods will give me heartburn e) not be in fear of running out of tums f) stop burping for once, because it's the only thing that slightly eases the feeling of heartburn.

I seriously don't even feel bad for people who get the occasional bout of heartburn from a meal. Oh I'm sorry, you have heartburn FOR 10 MINUTES? TRY LIVING WITH IT FOR 9 MONTHS! I actually think about the day when I can like bend over without getting acid reflux and how normal people take it for granted and how they must have amazing fulfilling lives eating and doing whatever they want without worrying about heartburn 😭