Do you ever...?

Do you ever just sit on the toilet while Aunt Flo is in town, hoping that when you get up you will be done bleeding for the next 2 hours, hoping that you can leave all your pain & cramps on that toilet, just PRAYING that somehow the toilet gods just will bless you with not bleeding for 5 minutes so you can stand up without lucifers waterfall hitting you so hard you have to change all your clothes? Well I do. 😭😭😭😭😂