My body!!! 😕

Cynical
Ok, so we had sex the day before I was projected to ovulate. Now I'm in cycle day 32 with no period. Nausea for the last two weeks, sore boobs, gassy, irritable, watery cm... today my mouth is juicy for no reason. I keep spitting and burping weird burps like my body wants to throw up despite my insistence to the contrary. I drink coffee every  day normally and I've had to switch to tea because it makes me want to hurl. Frustrated and afraid to POAS.