did you ever walk in on your parents?

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I was the only one of 5 home one day, so I guess my mom and her husband thought they could get busy. I was 12? And usually always in my room being weird and antisocial. I needed something dumb like tweezers or something along those lines and I walked to their room and..... to this day as an adult with my own sex life I don't really understand what in the mother fuck was happening there. They weren't having sex but he was holding her up off the floor by her nipples. That was such a weird sight.   They both paused and looked at me like 😦 and he DROPPED her and she fell backwards on her Fucking HEAD.  
I RAN the fuck away.  I don't know what I thought but I knew for damn sure I didn't want any part of seeing that shit. 
I killed the mood I guess, according to my mother I looked MORTIFIED and, I definitely was. She apologized to me. And I still don't even ask her what in the shit was happening there because..what. My mom must be into some freaky shit. I don't know, on god I don't want to know and I'll be okay the rest of my life NOT knowing. 
Have you ever walked in on your parents?

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Oh my god that was too funny her poor nipples lol!!! No I thankfully never walked in on my parents thank god!!!! Lol

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Never walked in on my mom but I heard her when I was young and kept yelling in the other side of the door what that sound like 5 times

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When I was 17 I told my mom I was spending the night at a friends place (I really wasn't I just wanted to party that night and come home really late). So I came home probably around 2am and very quietly came in through the front door. I could hear my mom and her boyfriend having sex and I was totally grossed out. I just went downstairs into my room and sent her a text saying I came home and I was downstairs. The next morning she asked me if I had a good night and I said "apparently not as good as yours." She looks horrified!

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Lmao never my mom or dad but i walked in on my grandparents! Can u say scarred for life?😭😭😭😣😣😱😧😵😖 I was about the same age as you at the time and i had my little sister (about 10 then) and the neighbors daughter (only 2, poor child) with me. We heard grandpa Butch was home (he was a CDL driver then).  And we rushed to see him. Without thinking, we ran home (we were next door at the time) and straight to my grandma's room. Not thinking much about her door being closed because it was always closed (she kept all the zoom-zooms and wam-wams in her room 😁. I burst the door open and... ... It was... There was... Just... Flesh... And... So nasty!😧😵😖😭. Lets just say i never knew my grandma was so flexible.
Funny side story...
Last year, my grandma's at her kitchen sink washing a relaxer out of her head and my sister asks "grandma were u a missionary woman or were u a freak?" clearly not remembering that horrid day. And my grandma says (no shame) "i was a freak. Bend me over and spank me!" 😖😖😭
i think i baby barfed at the memory. 💀💀

did you ever walk in on your parents?

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