Dear uterus..

Dear uterus,

I understand you've spent the last month making everything perfect. You put in hard work, long hours, and several days, all for me to not give you want you want, a baby. I'm so sorry I've hurt your feelings, but the way you're overreacting, throwing everything, breaking the walls, and to put it simple throwing a fit is unnecessary. Please, calm down and think this through, I know in just a few days you will be fixing the place to make it brand new and ready all over again. Get a ahold of yourself.

Sincerely,

A tired, moody, crampy woman.