WHAT THE HELL??! I'm showing all the signs of labor and no signs at the same time!!! 

Lower back pain is a sign of labor! .....or you could still be a few more weeks.

Boobs super sore and tender and LEAKING. Getting close!! .........or could be a few more weeks 

Contractions are a sign of labor!!....but not regular so could be a few more weeks....

Your 3 cm dilated!!...... that could still be a few more weeks.

Lost your mucus plug!! .....that can regrow so it might still be a few more weeks. (Wtf mucus plug)

Your nesting! Anytime now!..... or a few more weeks. No shit I have to "nest" or we turn into slobs.

Baby is face down and in position!! .... but could be like that for a few more weeks.

MY WATER BROKE!! ....oops pee.. few more weeks. 

Your at 38 weeks!! So close !!!... Orr still two eeeks to go, you might even go over!! 

Come our baby! We have pretty things ready for you, mommy and daddy snuggles, a dog for extra kisses, your own room! Lots of toys!! I'll buy you a car at 18.... how much allowance you want? Pierce your ears and dye your hair?? Sure! Just come out now! Want a tattoo?? We'll get matching!

You are full term now! And moving a lot! Kick in the right direction and break that water sac. You'll see us soon!!

LET MOMMY SLEEP IN HER TUMMY AND EAT SUSHI AND DRINK WINE!! 😫😫😫.

I have never ridden my husband so much trying to get baby out as trying to put her in. I don't care how you get there but the end game better be up in there.

I walk a lot, my feet hurt.

So over pineapples.

SO READY!!

BTW ANYONE ELSE HAVE HORRIFIC NIGHTMARES???! I've dreamed about miscarriage, a women chasing me down with a knife to cut my baby out of me, the taliban sneaking into her nursery and hiking across the middles east to find her, going to the hospital to deliver and them telling me I'm crazy that I never was pregnant. .... 😫😫

++ BEING EXTREMELY IRRATIONALLY ANGRY UPSET AT HUSBAND FOR NO REASON AT ALL BUT ALL THE REASONS IN THE WORLD??!!

UPDATE: SHES HERE!! born on July 12th c section, at 38 weeks 3 days.

That night I had one tablet of evening primrose oil and we had sex. Find my Birth story in another post. The