How did you announce to your SO

I created a past due envelope bill. I put a letter that said past due notice see you in nine months. I just slipped it in the mail and he opened it.

He came in the bathroom after me and I had to tell him...no creative one here 😭

When he woke up I just said 'Babe - We are in for round 2 and have another on the way. By the way, Morning'