I heard them call it blue legs in Orange is the new Black. That was the first time I ever heard of a reference to that for ladies.

Whatever you call it. I'm experiencing that in a really real way and it hurts so fucking bad I want to cry and throw up or have a giant poop or something. So I spent a minute crying on the toilet and now I'm back to feeling like I need a dick in me so bad. And I'm too embarrassed to finish the job and he's watching the movie. Yes I did tell him.

What should I do? Go grab my toys probably. 😫