I went to my moms house because she's on vacation and asked me to help my brothers girlfriend take care of the animals. (She has a farm) I pull up. Walk up to the animals and I see one of my moms duck BEATING THE SHIT out of a stray cat. I was like what in the hell? This cat runs away like "I'm out" and this duck just goes and takes a bath in her little pond. She's like quacking while she's doing it. Im like hmmm. There's a reason she's being insane, so I look in my moms garden and see that she has a nest. I snapped a picture of it before I hear "QUACK QUACK QUAAAAAACK" getting closer and closer. She comes up with her wings out like "MOVE BITCH" and I moved lol

Then she went back to bathing.

She's talking shit while in her pond "im gonna kill all these stupid ass bitches threatening my children. I can't even take a damn bath. WHATS THAT STUPID HUMAN ASS THING WITH HER FACE ALL UP ON MY KIDS. BITCH LEAVE"