This isn't as controversial as smoking in front of your child, obviously. 🙄

But my husband told me he read a lord of the flies. So I said "when?" And he said "oh we listened to it on tape when I was a kid and we were driving across country." And I said "that's not reading so you shouldn't say you read it." And we got into a debate about it.

No. You shouldn't say you read a book if you listened to it on tape.

Now I'm going back to debating whether or not to do heroin in front of your child. Yknow. The REAL controversial stuff.