What to do???

Question

I am 15 and in a very small town (no Spencers/adult stores), and I get horny A LOT (almost every night). My problem is that I have nothing to get off with. Any advice?
- I am not comfortable sticking a hairbrush handle or food (like a banana/cucumber) down there.
- I do not have condoms, and if I were to try buying some, my parents would immediately question it.
- I'm not a vibe person, so please don't recommend anything vibrating for me.
- I can't order anything online without my parents' help, since I don't have a credit card.
- The shower method doesn't work for me; I don't have the right kind of shower head.
- I prefer internal stimulation opposed to clit.
- Anything dildo-like to recommend?

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You can get a gift card and buy a dildo online

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When I was younger and in the same boat, these travel toothbrush holders were my saviors 😂 they're like $2 and you can easily say you wants your toothbrush protected if questions arise 💁🏻 
They also come in a ton of sizes, so win win

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Honestly,  even if your had adult stores near, you need to be 18 yrs old.  Brainstorming here,  I've never had a toy or even created one.  Maybe an oblong type jello filled water balloon, a padded curved coat hanger with a latex glove or something similar over the padded area,    a trip to the craft store for something moldable like clay with a latex glove.

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I roll up the blanket into a ball and ride or hump it

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Go 'take a bath'. Put yourself under the spout and let it run over you. It's the best way for me to get off.

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Lol so I did this thing where I would take a paper towel or toilet paper roll and squish it flat then roll it back into a circle (making a smaller diameter and stiffer) then take a fuzzy sock, the sleeping kind, and stick the paper towel roll in it. If it's a toilet paper roll you can roll the sock back over it again to make it softer and thicker. THEN you roll it all up in plastic wrap 😂😂😂😂 if you're super wet lube isn't that much of an issue, just go slow.

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Guys. Please stop suggesting vibrating stuff. I like the feeling of being penetrated, not vibrations!
And there's no way I can order anything online; I'm underage and can't get any kind of card. And if a package shows up, my parents would have it open before I could get to the door. 😰

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Get a prepaid visa or make a paypal linked to your bank account if you have one (what I did)

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Honestly my biggest recommendation is purchase a prepaid credit card (even gas stations usually have them) and use it to buy a dildo online if you get questioned, say you're using it for something like a gift box subscription (there are a lot for foods, makeup, or razors that I've seen) or you could say you're buying a gift for a friend you couldn't find in stores
At my most desperate I use to bundle a bunch of sharpies together and use that, but I really wouldn't recommend doing that if you don't have any condoms. Honestly should probably get condoms if you're going to use even a dildo or anything, but it's not /as much/ of an issue as long as you clean every time

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fill a condom with playdoh???? playdoh is non toxic (kids eat it) and cheap but kinda firm.

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