Guys I'm posting this anonymously because I'm a little embarrassed, plus it's probably not as kinky as it should to belong in this forum, but I wanted to talk about it somewhere!

So my husband works nights.. gets home around 2:30 AM so I decided it would be a great idea to get completely naked and cover myself with treats.

Basically we have this big granite island in the kitchen with three lights above it that allow u to dim them down to your preference. So usually I have every light on in the house till he gets home because I'm such a baby but this time the house was pitch dark except for the three slightly lit lights showcasing my body. I put a music channel on in the living room.

I put whipped cream on each breast with an Oreo on top, a little cream on the top of my V (didn't want it to fall in) with some reeces pieces. A little chocolate sauce on the inner thigh, a big chocolate heart on my belly. Then I put a strawberry between my teeth.

I sat there and waited... he obviously stopped for food so he was a little later than I anticipated. So funny- the lights I was under were a little hotter than I had anticipated and both oreos and cream on my breasts drooped off. Everything else was melting. I had the cream next to me so I was able to reapply. 😂

I honestly was getting kind of mad it took him like an extra 10 minutes but I wasn't gonna get up now! Haha so he walks up the stairs and I'm soo nervous. Like is he gonna like this or think I'm a total idiot? He opens the door and I'm so awkward.. I just burst out laughing.. I mean here I am on the kitchen island with whipped cream everywhere hahah.

I wasn't sure how he would react... but let me tell you... INSTANT boner. great oral, and island was perfect height for sex.

I'm pregnant, so have been struggling to feel sexy, and this did the trick! Next time I would say no lights tho because I was burning up!!!! 🔥🔥