Reproductive organs
Dear reproductive organs, the next time I have sex, bitch you better be in ovulation, you better send down a damn egg..so that sperm can fertilize that fucker. And body you better a message to my brain so it can tell my body that baby is in the damn oven...oh yeah give me a positive sign on the pregnancy test while you are at.
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