Okay so

Yesterday I left for work. I work as a EMT so I work nights for 24 hours at a time. Well yesterday I left, kissed my husband goodbye and went on my way. Well I recently found out I was pregnant and so somethings don't sit well with me. I ended up leaving my shift about 4 hours into it. I ran to CVS to get some medicine and headed on home.

As soon as I arrive home I hear my husband laughing so hard almost like a panicked laugh. I figured he was just watching a movie. I called out to him but I guess he didn't hear me over his laughing. Anyways I took some medicine and hopped into the shower super quick before heading up the stairs to bed.

Then as I'm drying off things started to sound....weird. I started hearing animal noises. Naturally I was like WTF is he watching? Then chains....again wtf is he watching? Then one of the chains hit the hard wood floor and I just panic. I ran upstairs not know what to think.

I shit you not.... and I cannot even describe this scene. My husband is dressed as a fucking horse getting plowed from behind by a god damn bunny rabbit.

Naturally most people would lose their shit. They start cussing and throwing shit. My reaction? Uncontrollable laughter. I mean, seriously, I couldn't stop. I even laughed while packing my bags and heading to a friends.

Anyways I'm still laughing. I cannot wait for divorce court so this can go on public record.

Update:

He called me. He said it was just a club he was in. He said they like to dress up and act but things got out of hand. All I could say was they got out of hand and you ended up with a dick in your ass? He said he was sorry and never meant for me to find out about this part of his life. WELL FUCKING DUH! Who the FUCK wants to find that shit out!!!?? I'm still not even sure whether or not he was getting pegged by a man or a woman.

Update 2:

Apparently this club meets weekly.

Update 3:

Now this mother fucker is trying to say it was a prank on me. That he knew I'd come home early and just wanted to see me smile. I was just like "k, but there was a dick or dildo in your ass."

To be continued... as he hasn't given up yet.

Update 4:

Well this is straight from the horses mouth, he apologized for acting like a pig. Do you see what I did there?

Update?

For those of you overly concerned about me outing my husband... rest assured he can keep his club and activities a secret. I really do not care. As for telling my unborn child. That's no ones business but mine and my Ex.