No Pregnancy Sex
So last night my husband and I were joking around and somehow pregnancy sex came up. (we're not pregnant)
He said "I'm not licking pregnancy pussy so you can wait 9 months"
I said "if I'm not having sex for 9 months your going celibate for 9 months and that includes not touching yourself."
He laughed and said "yea right I'd just go to take a piss and end up jerking off"
I said "I'll just follow you everywhere and if you do I'll just flick it"
he said "oh that'll just get me off quicker"
I said "there's no way we're going 9 months without sex"
he said "oh well you can just suck me off the whole time"
I said "what do I get out of it then?"
he said "the pleasure of knowing you got me off"
Ugh men can be so irritating some times!
Anyone else have conversations like this? lol