Weirdest penis encounters?

I was just reading the thread about the small penis. And it got me thinking about an experience I had before I met my lovely husband.

So boobs right - they come in all shapes and sizes. Penises come in all sizes.... but, not really shapes, right? Like, most go off to one side but they're not a weird "shape", right?

Well, years ago I met a man with a bizarre penis. I'm talking BENT. Straight for a bit (inch or so) then bent straight down. I watch Embarrassing Bodies and have seen a thing called "Peronies Disease" (Google it ladies! Obviously not at work though!) and I don't think it was that. Now, he was a right hottie, so I still gave things a go. Turned out it wasn't his only issue. He only lasted a few seconds! Maybe those two things are linked???

Does anyone else have a weird penis story?