If a girl walked up behind your man and tucked his shirt tag in and rubbed his back, all while staring you dead in the eyes smiling, knowing she was out of line?

This happened while me and my husband were at a restaurant and he honestly looked soo damn scared of how I was going to react that I couldn't even be mad 😂 I make a joke now whenever his tag is sticking out I tuck it in and say "better fix this before you start luring more girls in" lol