I just need to have a pity party for a second 🤦🏻‍♀️ and I have literally ZERO friends so here y'all go 😐✌🏼

Today is my birthday and my partner said he wanted to get off early to "come home and spend time with me and B {👧🏼}".

Now I know he kind of had a shit morning at work. But he did end up getting off relatively early.

When he came home he tossed me a rice crispy treat that he got from the gas station and said "Here. Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, whatever." 🙃🙃🙃

And I'm just over here like uhh excuse me, did I do something wrong? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Like, I didn't ask for anything for my birthday and especially not that fucking attitude 😅

Since being home he has ☝🏼 gotten huffy because B and I ate the leftovers that he apparently wanted {it was seriously just pasta -- takes literally seven minutes to make but he decided he would rather starve so I ended up making him some more},✌🏼taken a shower and a nap {if I were to even mention that I needed a nap he would remind that my job as a SAHM is not as hard as his so I don't get to take naps 🙃} and played on his phone all night, 👌🏼 threw a fit when I asked him to take me to the store so that I could get stuff to cook my birthday meal {my car is broken and I ended up just telling him to forget about it 🙃}, and 🖖🏼 spent the remainder of his evening {three hours at this point} outside chainsmoking blunts {I don't smoke anymore} and watching something on his phone 😐

why 👏🏼 are 👏🏼 men 👏🏼 like 👏🏼 this 👏🏼 ?!?!

update : he finally came inside and has literally no idea why I could possibly be a little cranky 🤦🏻‍♀️