I went on tinder for the first time and got a match. A few minutiae later he messages me and he said ‘hello’. I said hello back and then he asks me what I was doing and I said ‘getting ready for bed’. Which was what I was doing. Then he says ‘what are you sleeping in?’. I thought it was weird he asked me that so I said ‘in a bed’. I guess he got embarrassed because he said same. I thought about it when he didn’t reply.

I got it in the morning and I was like.

But man do I not get it?